Of Happenings: I bought a new car!!!!

"EL_ULY" (uly) 05/23/2018 at 11:35 • Filed to: Of happenings

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100% pure sexiness! Girl’s panties AND guy’s panties will spontaneously explode from the ultra high levels of awesome this car exudes!!!!

This car while better suited for a museum or high end executive outings, will actually be my new daily driver.

It takes me an avg. of 1 hour and 45 minutes to get to work in the morning (24 miles) and about the same to get back home so I needed the absolute best car you can get to tackle that.

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Here it comes (lol “comes”)

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Oh yes, it’s a grandma-spec 1995 Toyota Camry.

Clean cosmetically (for a 1995) but where it matters most is mechanically which is absolutely superb.

Only has just over 100,000 miles on the ticker and for only $1,000, I will OPPO today :]

. . > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:38

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I’m disappointed there don’t seem to be any questionable stains on those seats.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:39

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WHERE IS THE FREAKING DENT MAN?

Future next gen S2000 owner > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:40

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Did you swindle that off an elderly lady with multiple generations of offspring?

Milky > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:41

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Ferrari doesn’t pay enough to afford a Rolls?! I’m disappointed.

But that commute, ooof.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:41

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Attempt at dent, try again. Also that’s a freaking great deal on a commuter.

WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/23/2018 at 11:42

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Note that there are no pictures of the right rear corner!

WilliamsSW > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:42

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Hey - congratulations! $1000 for a good, comfy commuter car is a bargain too good to pass up!! Enjoy!

Aremmes > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:43

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That looks amazingly clean. Up here in the Northeast it’d fetch above $2,500.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:45

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Lol congrats on the sweet ride!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > WilliamsSW 05/23/2018 at 11:45

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dogisbadob > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:45

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best car ever made

Takuro Spirit > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:48

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50 Shades Of Beige

Svend > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:49

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Are you okay mate? Seriously, if you need help or advice, we’re here for you. You don’t need to do this to yourself.

Your loved, we can get the help you need to get through this, whatever it is.

Maxima Speed > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:51

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As a Camry owner I was eagerly to see a Camry at the bottom of the post. Was not disappointed. 

random001 > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:56

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EL_ULY! You’re alive!

wafflesnfalafel > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 11:59

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Camry is the new Miata

fintail > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:00

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Can’t beat that price.

vicali > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:08

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Sweet.

Our family fleet last weekend; Brothers bmw, my tacoma, my Dad’s 96;

functionoverfashion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/23/2018 at 12:08

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It looks like both bumper covers may have been replaced...

functionoverfashion > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:09

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There was one like that for sale near me over most of the winter, $1,500, similar condition, and low mileage. I was tempted to buy it just to have a car that will never die, in between various old BMWs that I otherwise daily drive / fix.

functionoverfashion > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:19

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Also: what happened with the Z after the belt ... incident?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:19

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Yes... Well bought, sir.

This is the natural progression after owning an out-of-warranty BMW - ha!

If only it had three pedals. =)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > vicali 05/23/2018 at 12:21

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Does he just shake his head at you two for spending so much money on cars? Ha!

How many miles on his?

404 - User No Longer Available > Milky 05/23/2018 at 12:21

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Ferrari doesn’t pay enough to afford a Rolls?! I’m disappointed.

I always joked about my friend’s ex driving a Mercedes CLA when she worked at a Lexus dealer as sales. Was like “that’s not very convincing for me to buy a Lexus...”

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:24

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Well bought sir! Now to play the ‘how many miles can I get the odo up to?’ game! :P

fhrblig > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:39

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SPLOOSH

carcrasher88 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/23/2018 at 12:42

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Imagine what was there BEFORE the bumper cover was replaced, because it clearly was. Same with the front.

CalzoneGolem > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:43

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SPLOOSH!

vicali > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/23/2018 at 12:49

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Haha, my BajaDesign lights were more than he paid for his car..

He loves it though, back in 1996 he had a Corolla wagon as a company car - it was awesome, but he always wanted the gold trim V6 Camry of the time..

Now he’s retired and sold off his B15 Sentra and got his dream car.. it’s got 140K km - so less than 100K miles.

He’s got me looking for 16" OEM wheels.. I think he should get some nice Rotas;

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 12:51

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I expected a Dodge Neon. A little disappointed.

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > carcrasher88 05/23/2018 at 12:53

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I think that might just be due to the paint over plastic fading at a different rate than the paint elsewhere on the car that is attached to metal.

Chariotoflove > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 13:10

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With cloth no less. I think I may cum in my pants.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > carcrasher88 05/23/2018 at 13:21

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That’s actually how they look. It looks odd but is correct.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback 05/23/2018 at 13:21

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IIRC this is true, I’ve seen so many of these with a lighter colored bumper.

RallyWrench > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/23/2018 at 13:26

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Note that the bumpers are different colors...

RallyWrench > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 13:28

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Excellent choice, my dude! Can’t kill these things. Needs a Cavallino Rampante on the fenders though ;)

CaptDale - is secretly British > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 13:39

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SAD-O-MATIC

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RallyWrench 05/23/2018 at 13:56

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Signs of a previous dent? Bring in the Auto-Archaeologists now!

EL_ULY > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/23/2018 at 14:02

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MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 14:04

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Good choice, those really are nice cars and bulletproof. It’s amazing how common early 90’s Camrys still are. My parents had a 95 until about 2013

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > vicali 05/23/2018 at 14:21

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“dream car” - love it.

Tapas > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 14:35

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Ooooooh cloth seats..... And it’s so clean! Put the “exploded” check mark against my panties on your list!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > 404 - User No Longer Available 05/23/2018 at 14:44

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To me it says how little they make in commission. Can’t afford anything as nice as a Lexus on that money. Either a bad salesperson or low pay.

EL_ULY > WilliamsSW 05/23/2018 at 21:36

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EL_ULY > RallyWrench 05/23/2018 at 21:37

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Like scars on a whale that eats giant squids

EL_ULY > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/23/2018 at 21:38

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Commuter is its main job but I have some mods in minds for more lolz and smiles

EL_ULY > carcrasher88 05/23/2018 at 21:39

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Signs of a road battling vet

EL_ULY > vicali 05/23/2018 at 21:39

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Radness! Nice fleet

EL_ULY > Milky 05/23/2018 at 21:40

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Not much but boy how i appreciate any dollar that I get

EL_ULY > Takuro Spirit 05/23/2018 at 21:41

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I like being spanked, my wallet doesn’t.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 21:43

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I would put a GT-R badge on it.

EL_ULY > Svend 05/23/2018 at 21:43

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Couldnt be happier. It will save me so much in fuel costs. Plus, when fuel gets hella crazy in late August, I may flip it for 3x as much

EL_ULY > functionoverfashion 05/23/2018 at 21:44

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My brother, I’ve been doing that for 15+ years hahaha

EL_ULY > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 05/23/2018 at 21:45

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As an ex Lexus master tech, my guess is eleventy billion. Or flip it for 3x as much when gas hits $4+ a gallon

EL_ULY > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/23/2018 at 21:45

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As is tradition.

Almost 2 hrs of traffic at sub 20mph speeds... auto is king

EL_ULY > Tapas 05/23/2018 at 21:46

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Hahaha DD warrior for that shitty drive to work

EL_ULY > RallyWrench 05/23/2018 at 21:47

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Hhaha indeed. This thing is soooo solid and epic condition. Monthly fuel bill chopped in half

EL_ULY > WilliamsSW 05/23/2018 at 21:47

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Solid DD and lower fuel costs, I’ll take it hahaha. Z4 in the garage for fun

EL_ULY > Maxima Speed 05/23/2018 at 21:48

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My brotha!

EL_ULY > Future next gen S2000 owner 05/23/2018 at 21:48

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It was an older man. Dropped him down from $1400.

EL_ULY > . . 05/23/2018 at 21:48

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.......yet

EL_ULY > functionoverfashion 05/23/2018 at 21:49

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Post comming soon once complete. 1 month maybe?

EL_ULY > Chariotoflove 05/23/2018 at 21:49

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Rad! Hahaha

EL_ULY > ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback 05/23/2018 at 21:49

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Not a bad choice but none worth getting around here at the moment

EL_ULY > Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! 05/23/2018 at 21:50

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Hhaha thanx buddy. Solid DD and lower fuel bill. Win!

EL_ULY > fintail 05/23/2018 at 21:50

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Indeedy plus all the fuel savings. Full tune up on Saturday

EL_ULY > random001 05/23/2018 at 21:51

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Yeeeeessss!

Whats up buuuuuddy?

EL_ULY > dogisbadob 05/23/2018 at 21:51

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tru fax

EL_ULY > CaptDale - is secretly British 05/23/2018 at 21:51

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When one never passes 20mph in just under 2 hours, it is a boring blessing

EL_ULY > CalzoneGolem 05/23/2018 at 21:52

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Ewww haha

EL_ULY > fhrblig 05/23/2018 at 21:52

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Lol eww :]

EL_ULY > wafflesnfalafel 05/23/2018 at 21:52

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Tru fax. Resistance is futile

EL_ULY > Aremmes 05/23/2018 at 21:53

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Most are around that price here. Took a lot of hunting and haggling  

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > EL_ULY 05/23/2018 at 22:03

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That;s part of the reason I think Ford North America is crazy....gas is going up like crazy and they are only going to sell trucks, SUVs and crossovers???

EL_ULY > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 05/23/2018 at 22:06

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We’ll see. It may bite them in the booty

EL_ULY > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/23/2018 at 22:08

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Gazoo Racing

pip bip - choose Corrour > EL_ULY 05/24/2018 at 06:06

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for that sort of crap commute, it’ll be perfect.

i couldn’t handle a commute that long, 1hr 45min to travel 39km (24mi)

did you consider a moped/motorbike?

cycling would nearly be quicker, surely?

random001 > EL_ULY 05/24/2018 at 06:25

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Living the dream! Well, someone’s twisted, demented dream, not mine, but the dream nonetheless. How you?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > EL_ULY 05/24/2018 at 08:37

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Ugh, that’s brutal. Hope that’s roundtrip and not one way!

EL_ULY > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/24/2018 at 09:28

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It’s one way. Total daily in traffic is an avg. of 3hrs. Minimum on a holiday is 40 round trip and on shitty rainy days it’s about 4 hours to and from work. Again, 24-ish miles. Houston sucks but LA and DC have it worse

EL_ULY > random001 05/24/2018 at 09:30

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The same sir. Just trying to get by without incidents. Taking things an hour at a time lol

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > EL_ULY 05/24/2018 at 11:02

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Damn. At least it’s not usually 2 hours both ways...

At least you have beautiful scenery at work!

CaptDale - is secretly British > EL_ULY 05/24/2018 at 11:49

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I like the leg workout

EL_ULY > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/24/2018 at 13:12

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Just about but, meh, I’ll live haha.

Current view:

philipilihp > EL_ULY 06/07/2018 at 15:37

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Steering wheel cover = automatic grandma spec. My inlaws have one on their 1999 Accord. Problem is that the cover would rotate kinda freely, making for interesting surprises during turns sometimes..

Congrats maaaan!

Spanfeller is a twat > EL_ULY 06/07/2018 at 15:38

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“This car while better suited for a museum or high end executive outings, will actually be my new daily driver”

I know you intend it as a joke, but that car looks so factory fresh I wouldn’t be surprised if it could fetch some money at BaT in a few years.. if you keep it clean!

EL_ULY > Spanfeller is a twat 06/07/2018 at 21:13

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Simón limón.

100% OEM! Always!

EL_ULY > philipilihp 06/07/2018 at 21:15

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This one is tight like a tiger but yeah I’ve driven some with loose ones hahaha.

I got some light mods on the way.

EL_ULY > Spanfeller is a twat 06/07/2018 at 21:16

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Spanfeller is a twat > EL_ULY 06/07/2018 at 21:35

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We tend to forget how small engine bays used to be


Though I bet it could fit an LS...



*Laughs maniacally*

philipilihp > EL_ULY 06/07/2018 at 22:20

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Much excite!!